• Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony
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    Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony

    HEY, I KNOW ARE YOU IN L.A. AT THE MOMENT, IS THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN HELP ME GET TO, WITHOUT. I’M IN A REAL RUSH AND THE TRAFFIC IS AWFUL. OH, YOU’RE THE BEST. THANK YOU, I’M RIGHT OUTSIDE. OKAY. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. (APPLAUSE) >>HI, JAMES.>>James: THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>IT’S MY PLEASURE.>>James: I HAVE NEVER KNOWN TRAIVELG LIKE THIS.>>I KNOW, SHOCK A BLOCK.>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.>>LET’S.>>James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT IS ON THE RADIO. ♪ YOU MUST THINK THAT I’M STUPID (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ YOU MUST THINK THAT I’M A FOOL ♪ I’M NEVER GONNA LET…

  • Show Me Your Phone w/ Kim Kardashian West
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    Show Me Your Phone w/ Kim Kardashian West

    -Here’s how this is going to work. You and I will take turns hitting this button here, which will randomly select one of these icons on the board. Each icon will reveal something that you must share from your phone. Neither of us know what any of these will say. We’re just — We’re told to bring our phones. -Yep. -Okay, and you’re cool with this? -Yeah. -Alright, I don’t know if I’m cool with it. -I think. -Yeah, I know. I’m like, “Alright.” -I didn’t even clean out my phone before. -Me, neither. I have no idea. But I have nothing really to clean out. -Yeah, I honestly —…

  • French Restaurant – Key & Peele
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    French Restaurant – Key & Peele

    – GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY…

  • Key & Peele – Pizza Order
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    Key & Peele – Pizza Order

    – HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE, WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS THAT GONNA COMPLETE YOUR ORDER, SIR? – YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME GAUGE THE ROOM. UH, GUYS, ARE WE GONNA WANT ANOTHER PIZZA? LET ME JUST–WHO’S HUNGRY? SHOW OF HANDS. LET ME SEE ‘EM. ONE, TWO, THREE. KEEP ‘EM UP. FOUR, FIVE, SIX. – AH, HAVING A PARTY. [chuckling] – YUP. PRETTY BIG ONE TOO.…

  • Tonight Showbotics: Jimmy Meets Sophia the Human-Like Robot
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    Tonight Showbotics: Jimmy Meets Sophia the Human-Like Robot

    -♪ Tonight Showbotics, Tonight Showbotics ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ -Welcome to “Tonight Showbotics.” Let’s meet our first robot. Please welcome, from Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Howie Choset and Snake Bot. How you doing, buddy? -Nice to meet you. -Howie, nice to see you. -♪ Yeah ♪ -Thank you for coming on the show. I’m assuming this is Snake Bot. -What gave it away? -[ Laughs ] Yeah. It looks really — It looks very — I don’t know. Just — It looks like a snake. Yeah. But it looks very — It looks heavy. Is it heavy? -No, it’s pretty light. So you’re probably wondering, you know, “Why build…

  • Know Your Bro with the Jonas Brothers
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    Know Your Bro with the Jonas Brothers

    -The three of you are very close, but I wanted to see just how close you are in a game we call “Know Your Bro.” Now, here’s how the game works. One of you will wear noise-canceling headphones while the other two answer a question about you, okay? Then you’ll take the headphones off, and we’ll see if your answer matches. If it does, you get a point. Make sense? -Yeah. -Yeah. -Okay, here we go. Let’s do this. Nick, the first question is about you, so please put these on. -So it’s about me? -This is about you. Okay? But you can’t listen. You can’t hear what the question…

  • Key & Peele – Office Homophobe
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    Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

    [rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC ‘CAUSE I’M GAY. YOU CAN’T HANDLE A GAY MAN’S MUSIC. – NO, NO, NO. IT’S–I’M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. – OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN’T FATHOM A MAN BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN. – I CAN FATHOM IT. IT’S– CAN YOU JUST PLEASE…