• Jake Gyllenhaal’s Hand Injury
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    Jake Gyllenhaal’s Hand Injury

    – YOU HURT YOUR HAND, DIDN’T YOU? DOING SOMETHING– YOU WERE SHOOTING, AND YOU GOT WAY INTO IT? – YEAH. – YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO– WHAT DID YOU DO? – I–A MIRROR BROKE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCENE THAT I WAS SHOOTING. YEAH, IT HIT A MIRROR AND IT BROKE, AND IT CUT MY HAND. – DID YOU BREAK THE MIRROR? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A MIRROR BROKE? DID YOU PUNCH IT? – NO, I LOOKED AT IT REALLY HARD. – LET ME SEE YOUR HAND. – IT BROKE, AND THEN MY HAND WAS HURT. – SO YOU PUNCHED IT. – DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT? IT’S GROSS?…

  • Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!
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    Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!

    – SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS. I’LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN’T: STUDENTS. BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT. MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING. SO YOU KNOW ME, I’M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP. I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, I’LL HELP ‘EM ‘CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT, HOMEWORKER HELPERER. – [singing] A, B, C. EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE. AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI. A, B, C. ONE, TWO, THREE. BABY, YOU AND ME, GIRL. EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE. AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI. – NO, NO TIME. NO TIME FOR FUN. RECESS IS OVER. HERE IS THE FIRST QUESTION I RECEIVED. THIS IS FROM JARED…

  • Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son – Jeff Dunham – Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM
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    Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son – Jeff Dunham – Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM

    Jeff: Look, what I want you to do is, I just want you to look over there while I’m getting him out. So you won’t peek, okay? Just look over there. Achmed: Oh, wait a minute. When I’m not looking, are you going to kill me? No. That’s actually a good way of doing it, you know. Kind of old-school, but effective. It’s like, “Hey look at that—” [sound of choking] Jeff: Now, just look over there and don’t look back until I say so. Achmed: Okay, whatever. This is kind of like Christmas, huh? Jeff: Yeah, just look over there, [Achmed: Okay.] don’t peek. Achmed: Okay. Achmed: Okay, not…

  • I Am Going to Read Your Mind – Magic Trick
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    I Am Going to Read Your Mind – Magic Trick

    I’m gonna read your mind today. through the screen. Get ready. Three mind tricks. We’re starting with the first one. and what’s really cool, is at the end of this video, I’ll tell you how you can read your friends’ minds, too. So the first trick. Think of a number between one and ten. Got the number? Good. Multiply that number times two. If you need your phone calculator right now, If you’re pulling it out, that’s totally fine. Okay, add 8 to that number. plus 8. Now that you’re caught up, Go ahead and divide by two. *nods head* Now, take your current number, and subtract the original number…