• Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony
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    Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony

    HEY, I KNOW ARE YOU IN L.A. AT THE MOMENT, IS THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN HELP ME GET TO, WITHOUT. I’M IN A REAL RUSH AND THE TRAFFIC IS AWFUL. OH, YOU’RE THE BEST. THANK YOU, I’M RIGHT OUTSIDE. OKAY. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. (APPLAUSE) >>HI, JAMES.>>James: THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>IT’S MY PLEASURE.>>James: I HAVE NEVER KNOWN TRAIVELG LIKE THIS.>>I KNOW, SHOCK A BLOCK.>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.>>LET’S.>>James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT IS ON THE RADIO. ♪ YOU MUST THINK THAT I’M STUPID (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ YOU MUST THINK THAT I’M A FOOL ♪ I’M NEVER GONNA LET…

  • Kailash Scourge Kukri Review.  A Tactical Beast of a Batoner
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    Kailash Scourge Kukri Review. A Tactical Beast of a Batoner

    I know a few of you probably think I haven’t been putting out enough lately, I’ve had a headache ok- but how about this Kukri video I’ve been shooting since- shit- uhh March? The reason it’s taken so long because I’m striving to make it the best ever! You’re going to share it with all of your friends. All of the jokes will be hilarious and none of which will be recycled from previous videos. Internet trolls everywhere will all jump into the closest hottest volcano… then I’ll be featured in the trending section along with all the cool tween Tik Tok compilations, and I’ll get thousands of new really…

  • Show Me Your Phone w/ Kim Kardashian West
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    Show Me Your Phone w/ Kim Kardashian West

    -Here’s how this is going to work. You and I will take turns hitting this button here, which will randomly select one of these icons on the board. Each icon will reveal something that you must share from your phone. Neither of us know what any of these will say. We’re just — We’re told to bring our phones. -Yep. -Okay, and you’re cool with this? -Yeah. -Alright, I don’t know if I’m cool with it. -I think. -Yeah, I know. I’m like, “Alright.” -I didn’t even clean out my phone before. -Me, neither. I have no idea. But I have nothing really to clean out. -Yeah, I honestly —…

  • Tonight Showbotics: Jimmy Meets Sophia the Human-Like Robot
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    Tonight Showbotics: Jimmy Meets Sophia the Human-Like Robot

    -♪ Tonight Showbotics, Tonight Showbotics ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ -Welcome to “Tonight Showbotics.” Let’s meet our first robot. Please welcome, from Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Howie Choset and Snake Bot. How you doing, buddy? -Nice to meet you. -Howie, nice to see you. -♪ Yeah ♪ -Thank you for coming on the show. I’m assuming this is Snake Bot. -What gave it away? -[ Laughs ] Yeah. It looks really — It looks very — I don’t know. Just — It looks like a snake. Yeah. But it looks very — It looks heavy. Is it heavy? -No, it’s pretty light. So you’re probably wondering, you know, “Why build…

  • Cyanide & Happiness Compilation – #1
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    Cyanide & Happiness Compilation – #1

    *Muffled laughter* *plate shatters* -*Chuckles* Well son, are you ready to open your present? Whoa! *Tears wrapping paper* -Wha…? -It’s your very own pony! Dad, you idiot! I WANTED AN XBOX! *Grumbles* Nuh uh uh! Not so fast, son. This isn’t JUST a pony, for within this pony is the antidote. An antidote you ask? Why; the antidote for the POISON that was in your birthday cake! *Flickers lights and imitates thunder* *Sinister chuckle* Oh yes, that’s right son. You ate a poison! Now you get to choose either to kill the pony to retrieve the antidote, or spare the pony and let yourself DIE! The clock is ticking, birthday…

  • 40 FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGE FAILS
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    40 FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGE FAILS

    40 messaggi da persone con un impeccabile senso dell’umorismo Ciao, che fai? sto facendo un bagno mandami una foto Addio Mamma, papà! Ho deciso di vivere in una casa tutta mia Congratulazioni per l’inizio della tua vita indipendente, figliolo! Grazie. A proposito – ho già preparato le vostre valigie! Accidenti,sono così affamato! Mangia me, tesoro Non posso. Il dottore mi ha proibito di mangiare grassi. Antipatico! Ti odio !!! Mi hanno detto che stai aprendo su una società! Posso lavorare per te? Certo! Mandami il tuo curriculum. Devi avere qualche conoscenza informatica e parlare una lingua straniera Accidenti, sei bravo a dire “no” in modo gentile! Helen, ho appena sentito…