• French Restaurant – Key & Peele
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    French Restaurant – Key & Peele

    – GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY…

  • Key & Peele – Pizza Order
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    Key & Peele – Pizza Order

    – HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE, WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS THAT GONNA COMPLETE YOUR ORDER, SIR? – YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME GAUGE THE ROOM. UH, GUYS, ARE WE GONNA WANT ANOTHER PIZZA? LET ME JUST–WHO’S HUNGRY? SHOW OF HANDS. LET ME SEE ‘EM. ONE, TWO, THREE. KEEP ‘EM UP. FOUR, FIVE, SIX. – AH, HAVING A PARTY. [chuckling] – YUP. PRETTY BIG ONE TOO.…

  • Key & Peele – Office Homophobe
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    Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

    [rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC ‘CAUSE I’M GAY. YOU CAN’T HANDLE A GAY MAN’S MUSIC. – NO, NO, NO. IT’S–I’M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. – OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN’T FATHOM A MAN BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN. – I CAN FATHOM IT. IT’S– CAN YOU JUST PLEASE…